"Well it's been spread by wild birds."
"We think it has been infected by partly processed turkey from Hungary."
"There is no problem with the food chain being contaminated."
"We might have to recall and remove turkey products from the supermarket shelves."
Government aren't really sure what they are doing.
Just to make sure, let's get all the turkey products that might be contaminated. Throw them in the bin. These can be disposed of at the tip. The seagulls can eat the refuse, and then we'll be really certain that the wild bird populations are infected. Problem solved no more Government uncertainty.
It was suggested by Perth Business Gateway to rewrite the 2001 proposal to use the Millennium Dome as a global environmental management centre, this time relevant for Scotland in 2006. The outline executive summary, Scotland:The World's First Ecological Superpower, was produced. The next stage is to implement it, what do you think?